World’s first Pedal-powered Furniture World Championship!

Well, there are two entries at least: our two-person-powered sofa will be pitched against a new and  mysterious entry involving pedals and toiletware  A brazen attempt has been made to enter a pedal-powered car radiator, but this has been disqualified, and may need a category of its own. Sadly, Bike Rescue have pulled out, so we'll not see their pedal-powered bedstead.
There's still time to enter your own contraption. If you're brave/foolish enough!